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Eye-watering injury of Indonesian man, 43, who shoved a toothbrush into his penis which snapped during sex (archive.is)

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A man was left in excruciating pain after a toothbrush he bizarrely shoved into his penis snapped during sex.

Doctors revealed the 43-year-old waited 12 hours before seeking medical attention for his eye-watering injury.

Grilled about why he had a toothbrush in his penis, the unnamed Indonesian man confessed to performing DIY surgery for his 'sexual satisfaction'. Medics were told he first made a 'small incision' to insert toothbrushes in 2017.

But it is unclear whether the toothbrush in question had been in place since that time, or whether he had taken others out.

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Medics said the man was discharged three days after surgery, reporting no issues.

Reference (TW: contains anatomical photographs, including ones of surgery):

Azmi Yufi Aulia, Johan Renaldo, Tri Budiyanto, Karinda Triharyu Caesari Putri, & Hajid Rahmadianto Mardihusodo (2024) "When a non-inflatable implant breaks the penis: A case report of penile fracture due to an unusual penile implant." International Journal of Surgery Case Reports 116 (March).

Archive link (original, but it is the Daily Mail)

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[–] [email protected] 13 points 6 months ago

[–] [email protected] 11 points 6 months ago

…have I been brushing wrong this whole time?

[–] [email protected] 7 points 6 months ago

[–] [email protected] 6 points 6 months ago

[–] [email protected] 5 points 6 months ago (1 children)

I wonder if this is the end of his sounding adventures or a speedbump on a long road onward and upward.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 6 months ago (1 children)

I initially thought it was sounding but it isn't - he was doing homemade surgery and inserting it under his skin, which may be worse, if that's possible.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 6 months ago

I know a guy who did DIY bifurcation of his dick head so he could sound himself with larger things

[–] [email protected] 4 points 6 months ago (1 children)

I don't know what's more puzzling, the insertion itself or that his partner was still willing to have sex with him after he shoved a toothbrush into his dick.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 6 months ago

which way should the bristles have pointed?

[–] [email protected] 4 points 6 months ago (1 children)

You got up at 4 in the morning and decided to post it. You know you could have not?

[–] [email protected] 8 points 6 months ago (2 children)

It's worse, I stayed up to post that! Took ages to cache too.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 6 months ago

All that time passed, and at no point you thought "maybe I should just not?"

[–] [email protected] 1 points 6 months ago

You know something? You'd feel better for the better sleep had you not. We'd also feel better if we didn't spit out our cereal this morning reading what you posted. It would have been a win-win. But you chose chaos. You decided to make the world a worse place for both of us. How do you live with yourself?

[–] [email protected] 3 points 6 months ago

noooooooooope

[–] [email protected] 3 points 6 months ago

Penile fracture is an uncommon but serious medical condition that might result from unusual instances, including the presence of foreign objects such as a toothbrush implant.

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