"yeah when grandma fell down the stairs we just shot her"
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"When uncle Monty got shot in his leg, we had to amputate it. Unfortunately, Tommy accidentally cut his other leg as well, and since it could get infected, he evened it out."
Reference to Texas Chainsaw Massacre: The beginning: https://youtu.be/HPDiqTWgLgY
Just in case: Some could consider it NSFL perhaps.
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Paw Paw start'd afar won thyme when ee fella sleep wit uh lit cigrette. We just shot the far.
Ah yes, the “my family tree is a wreath” crowd
Looks as if he doesn't pull out of his sister either.Roll Tide!
For some reason, that single lower-case "n" is what's got me most triggered.
the t is lowercase as well, maybe they're not too confident about the "not" part
The ascender on that "T" is at the same height as the other capital letters, so maybe they intended it to also serve as a crucifix to really tie the whole scene together? ;)
Is this 100 gecs?
Say gecs
i'm not threatened; he seems to prefer the confederacy which has never won a war yet.
Sis/Ma! I shot maself again. Call 9 I mean nevermind
Real or satire?
If you've ever driven more than a few miles outside of a major US city you'd know this is all too real.
never even been to America TBH
Guessing self aware joke. I can see that on a mobile home, but not a 500usd tin box.
What if there's a fire?
They shoot at it til it's out
Roundhouse kick to the face in those bad boys
Is that Todd Padre?!
I‘m sure they call 161