this post was submitted on 16 Aug 2023
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[–] [email protected] 57 points 1 year ago (2 children)

The fine line between ssh and lsd

[–] [email protected] 25 points 1 year ago (1 children)
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[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago

Sftp is for weaklings, here we take hard FTP directly into our veins

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago

SSH = Super Shrooms

[–] [email protected] 20 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Astral projection? Heh, what a bunch of nonsenses.

We all know you need a custom-made cyberdeck and your favorite assortment of ICE breakers and you can run any server you want, SSH be damned!

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago

gimme that black ICE