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[–] [email protected] 71 points 1 year ago (5 children)

He's not wrong, but there a couple of problems:

A) Your average movie goer isn't capable of telling from a trailer if a movie is going to be garbage or not. Heck, your average movie goer can't tell from watching THE MOVIE if it's garbage or not.

B) Levi's last flick, while not exactly a hot mess, wasn't exactly great either. The Skittles product placement was 110% un-necessary and backpedaling to go "no, no, it's a family movie, see?" lowers the bar for family movies.

Just looking at this year, Cocaine Bear and The Machine probably didn't need to happen.

[–] [email protected] 34 points 1 year ago (6 children)

I feel like you can't really watch trailers anymore nowadays, they tend to give away a lot of the story already. For example, I watched the trailer for the Meg 2 and it already gave away most of the twists and who would die. I know that they have to try and hype you up but it sucks when they basically spoil the movie.

[–] [email protected] 14 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Your opinion on trailers is nothing new and you're not wrong. But then you went and chose MEG 2 as your example??? 🤔 Like that movie was an Agatha Christie mystery or something?! 🤣

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[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 year ago (1 children)

It was just an example, I could've used most other modern movies as an example as well. It's just the most recent movie I saw and it happens to be a guilty pleasure of my GF to watch shark movies (besides sharknado, that's just way too bad), before that I saw Oppenheimer and MI 7 so I'd like to think that my taste in movies is pretty varied.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 year ago

No, no, my apologies! I didn't intend to imply anything. I just found the example you chose amusing!

[–] [email protected] 12 points 1 year ago

This comment reminds me of right as I was about to watch The Meg, someone told me they were blown away by the twist. "Bro, wait for it, holy shit" and "the twist" was the most predictable thing that could have happened. The fucking shark died with most of the movie left to go, how is ANOTHER SHARK a fucking crazy twist??

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 year ago

Just to note, this is so not new that the original trailers for the original release of Planet of the Apes spoiled the ending way back in 1968. And here we are today......

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I think it's more an American thing.

Look at the Arrietty Trailer:

UK version: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sQXi1bKfiTM

US version: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VlMe7PavaRQ

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[–] [email protected] 33 points 1 year ago (6 children)

I actually enjoyed cocaine bear. That one felt like a breath of fresh air to the usual garbo. Was genuinely a fun film to watch where it felt like you were also watching people have fun making it.

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[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Your average movie goer isn’t capable of telling from a trailer if a movie is going to be garbage or not.

Of course not. A trailer is just an ad. That's like expecting to be able to tell if a smartwatch is good after watching an ad.

So a possible solution could be professional/expert reviews. We need to be able to trust them though (no bought reviews etc.) and they shouldn't be snobbish against pure entertainment movies. Unfortunately this will only work if people actively seek out those reviews (at least I can't think of a way to actively push the reviews to the consumers), which does not work as long as movies are consumed in order to not think. Which they will be as long as they are as shitty and brainless as many are right now.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 year ago (4 children)

We used to have that back in the day with Siskel and Ebert. Two, classically trained film reviewers, who had a show that aired the week before the films they were reviewing were due to come out.

Of the two, Ebert would go easier on pure entertainment movies than Siskel would. They didn't always agree, but when they did, you could be assured it was either really good or really bad.

We don't really have an equivalent in this day and age with review embargoes and such.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago (1 children)

While S & E were great for explaining why they liked or did not like movies, their opinions were still opinions and at best they gave middling reviews to the types of movies they did not like even when those movies were the best of their type.

Plus Ebert gave Anaconda a high rating and praise. Fucking Anaconda.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago

He liked Spawn as well which I still have not entirely forgiven him for! But like I say, of the two, he was the one who went easier on populist media than Siskel did. That's probably why putting the two of them together worked better than anyone else who inherited the shows they left as they bounced around from one to the next to the next.

Who else had their platform before Siskel died? Rex Reed + somebody else was one, and I think there was one more pair as well.

Rex Reed sticks out because he turned into a giant bitchy queen when he really hated a movie and it was hilarious.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Classically trained film reviewers?

Not sure that's even a thing. Sure, they were educated and well informed, still...

If you are after a popular film critic that really engages with the material, we have Mark Kermode in the UK. I might not agree with everything he thinks, but he's consistent enough that you can use his opinion as a yardstick. I strongly recommend you check him out.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Film criticism and journalism are both college level courses.

I took classes in literary ctiticism, but that wasn't my major.

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[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I didn't always agree with Gene & Roger, but I did watch them every Saturday. What made it a little weird for me was watching Roger's magnum opus Beyond the Valley of the Dolls as a young adult, and trying - never succeeding - to reconcile that movie with this man I grew up listening to.

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[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Cocaine Bear was freaking awesome! Sometimes people don’t need an amazingly deep experience and just want to relax and enjoy themselves and have a good time.

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[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 year ago (8 children)

I would argue your second statement in A) assumes that a movie can objectively be rated good or bad. Plus it also seems to claim to know exactly what people want to see from a movie. Never s fan when someone seems to say, "I know better than you do what you like."

I'll agree a trailer doesn't always do a good job. But to claim a person can't tell if what they watched is good is hardly a statement a same person would make. Possibly a narcissist would say it. Or someone else full of themselves.

There is obviously technique that can be graded, but that doesn't make a movie.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I agree, movies are art and art is (mostly) subjective. Not everyone likes going to the Fast and Furious movies for example but the audience that's there for it tends to love it. Same with things like Star Wars or Top Gun. All you can objectively say is whether the movie was technically shot well and for that you need knowledge of making movies.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago

Movies are made for different reasons. Some are made for the 'art', but some are made simply for entertainment. Shitty B-movies are a whole genere about being so 'bad' they're fun, and that's they're purpose. Fast and Furious movies aren't being made for the art.

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[–] [email protected] 52 points 1 year ago (1 children)
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[–] [email protected] 33 points 1 year ago (3 children)

Maybe we just need to let Hollywood do the AI thing for a while so people can see how creatively bankrupt the execs are.

The problem with that though, lots of studios are already creatively bankrupt and most people don't seem to care. IMO the recent Mario movie could've been a hell of a lot better and instead, it's like a really tasty candy that loses it's flavor fast. 90% of Hollywood's releases today fall under that same category of quality and it's still making studio lots of money.

Obviously I fully support the writer's strike, but I'm afraid it might just mean fuck all in the end because the population just doesn't seem to care about good story structure and character chemistry and such. I realize Mario may just be a kids movie, but so was The Incredibles and that movie had way better story structure.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago (1 children)

yes, mario didn't even say "here we go" or "wahoo" or "mama mia".

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[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago

Maybe we just need to let Hollywood do the AI thing for a while so people can see how creatively bankrupt the execs are.

I don't think this will end like you think it will. Last time we had a writer's strike, we got ~~reality~~ "reality" TV, a cursed genre that continues to grow more popular and more vapid than ever.

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[–] [email protected] 32 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (3 children)

I'm bone-tired of movies that ~~folio~~ follow the Save the Cat! formula beat-for-beat. There have been some great ones: The Matrix, Big, and The Mighty Ducks are three of many, many examples. But, Good God, it gets boring.

[–] [email protected] 19 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (3 children)

One of my biggest regrets in life is studying storytelling and scriptwriting because it made me aware of the freaking save the cat thing and ruined movies (and a lot of modern storytelling) forever for me. Well, "biggest regret" may be a bit of hyperbole, but you get it.

I can't watch a movie that is following the model non-cynically, and since most movies do follow it, well...

It's also made me dislike when an industry tries to push that there's an objectively correct way of doing something in an artform, but that's another story entirely.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 year ago (1 children)

This is why I can't stand the MCU. Because it's so painfully formulaic and everyone ACTS like it's all original material in every movie.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago

see the thing is, you see it like that, but the industry sees it like this

https://imgur.com/TbfM1po

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I made the mistake of pointing out the Blue and Orange marketing trick to my wife, and goddamn it once you see it, it's EVERYWHERE.

https://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/OrangeBlueContrast

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

Next up, tell her about color theory in general and how valid color combinations for characters are more limited than you thought. Show her how green goblin, piccolo and the joker share color identity due to this. That's why Spider-Man and Superman go to the same tailor! Etc etc

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago (1 children)

That stems more from the limitations of the four-color process than anything else. That's why Superman and Spider-Man share the exact same red and blue (cyan). I wouldn't really use comic books as a yardstick for valid color combinations nor graphic design in general, of course with (few) exceptions.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Hhhmm I was taught to never go out of one of the colour harmony rules but that may very well have been a "learn how to walk before you can fly" thing, so you may be right.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago (1 children)

My biggest regret is that I have boneitis

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[–] [email protected] 18 points 1 year ago (2 children)

I hadn't heard of the "Save the cat" method before. Hello rabbit-hole.

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[–] [email protected] 15 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Actors didn't write or direct or produce the movie. They just act in whatever is written, directed, and produced.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 year ago (1 children)

The same guy who likes joe rogan and jordan peterson

[–] [email protected] 18 points 1 year ago (3 children)

Comments like this contribute nothing. Sure it's true but it has absolutely nothing to do with the conversation at hand and is unnecessary.

Instead let's have a discussion, do you think Hollywood has had a stream of Garbage content lately?

[–] [email protected] 30 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

Yes, streams of piss-soaked garbage content such as Joe Rogan and Jordan Peterson. They and their fans are braindead morons that are driving the dumbing-down effect that they themselves want to complain about.

EDIT: Also given Levi's controversial opinions, which he readily claims he has lifted directly from aforementioned podcasters, we should probably be concerned as to what he considers "garbage."

[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 year ago

Precisely. Giving fascists or conforming liberals a platform and authority does nothing good for cinema

[–] [email protected] 13 points 1 year ago

Sure, lets hear about integrity of art from someone who associates himself with people who are epitome of dissociated academic inauthenticity.

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[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 year ago

Agreed, Shazam 2 was garbo.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago (3 children)
[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago

You didn't watch Chuck back in the mid 2000s?

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