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[–] [email protected] 24 points 8 months ago

Communism is when you have two cows, and the government takes both.

[–] [email protected] 22 points 8 months ago

Socialism is when the government does stuff.

And it's more socialism for the more stuff it does.

And if it does a real lot of stuff, it's Communism.

[–] [email protected] 19 points 8 months ago

Communism is when the spoon is comically big.

[–] [email protected] 16 points 8 months ago

When I eat all the grain

[–] [email protected] 15 points 8 months ago

Communism is an economic system characterized by exploitation where a hereditary political elite owns most or all property, and anyone that doesn't own property is forced to work for them in exchange for the lowest wage possible without triggering revolt.

[–] [email protected] 14 points 8 months ago (1 children)

is when the state does things

[–] [email protected] 14 points 8 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 7 points 8 months ago

And when it's only a few things? Socialism.

[–] [email protected] 13 points 8 months ago

Communism is when uhh no iphone venezuela

[–] [email protected] 13 points 8 months ago

A system based on democratic communities, the most basic of which is the HOA

[–] [email protected] 12 points 8 months ago

Communism is whatever tf Pol Pot was doin'

[–] [email protected] 12 points 8 months ago (1 children)

It's when you are visited by an apparition of your loved ones, dissolve into an orange liquid in a cross-shaped explosion, and get applause from a penguin

[–] [email protected] 10 points 8 months ago

Marxism-leninism-evaism is the way forward! 🗿🇩🇪🗿🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿🗿🇷🇺🗿🇬🇪🗿🇨🇳🐧

[–] [email protected] 12 points 8 months ago
[–] [email protected] 12 points 8 months ago

It's exactly what you posted a picture of - nothing more, nothing less.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago)

It's when the government gives everyone the same amount of human nature

[–] [email protected] 9 points 8 months ago
[–] [email protected] 8 points 8 months ago

Communism is when 15 billion population died and then magically re-appeared to 20 billion population

[–] [email protected] 8 points 8 months ago

communism is anything i don't like about capitalism or right-wing ideologies

[–] [email protected] 7 points 8 months ago (1 children)
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[–] [email protected] 3 points 8 months ago

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[–] [email protected] 7 points 8 months ago

It is similar to a rareuism but it happens a lot more often

[–] [email protected] 6 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago)

When I am coerced to ride a bicycle instead of Dodge RAM

[–] [email protected] 4 points 8 months ago

Communism is when government bootlicking, unlike capitalism, which is when megacorporation bootlicking.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago)

Communism is when gamercide.

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Oh, you said wrong answers.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 8 months ago

Gomunism is when no food 1984 north korechina union bad government does stuff

[–] [email protected] 2 points 8 months ago
[–] [email protected] 1 points 8 months ago

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