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[–] [email protected] 54 points 11 months ago

This is terrible! What half-witted shit-for-brains monkey crapped this craptacular crapfest out?! I swear to Kaballah Monster, as soon as I figure out...

git blame

...oh.

[–] [email protected] 34 points 11 months ago

I've been at this for almost thirty years. At this point, I've forgotten more than I have ever learned.

[–] [email protected] 16 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Is it my turn to repost this next week

[–] [email protected] 26 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago) (1 children)

I should write some documentation so I don't have to remember which memes have already been posted here.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 11 months ago

You'll never read it

[–] [email protected] 10 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Clean code, extensive documentation, help files and readmes aren’t supposed to prevent you from forgetting how it works. I’m not sure what you’re trying to tell me with the second half of this meme.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 11 months ago

That you're taking things too seriously. It's a meme not a dissertation.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 11 months ago (1 children)

I have a repo with another repo inside it which was the one deployed. I forgot how all of it worked and wasted like 4 hours combined. Definetly gonna write docs from now on.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Definetly gonna write docs from now on.

Sure thing.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 11 months ago

They're serious this time

[–] [email protected] 4 points 11 months ago

That's the whole point of documentation, to know how it works AFTER you forget it

[–] [email protected] 2 points 11 months ago

And after the 1000 page manual some fuck goes "oh, Bob never documents anything!"