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I think this is ok because my fish is omnivorous

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[–] [email protected] 58 points 1 week ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 36 points 1 week ago (2 children)
[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 week ago

omg not the feeding pets again

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 week ago

You shut your mouth and be happy you have beans when the poor people in China have none!!

[–] [email protected] 17 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (1 children)

Maybe I could put my dick in that.

[–] [email protected] 20 points 1 week ago (1 children)

I wouldn't, my fish is a piranha

[–] [email protected] 16 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (1 children)

Excuse me sir but piranhas are carnivorous fish and you should only feed them meet! Those vegans again! s/

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 week ago (2 children)

TIL that piranhas are omnivores. I checked on Wikipedia before posting 😅

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 week ago

Sir, this is a shitposting

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 week ago

I don't doubt I was joking because the vegan cat polemic

[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 week ago

FEED ME, SEYMOUR.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 week ago (1 children)

I sure hope you have some peer reviewed clinical studies to back up a controversial statement like that!

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 week ago

I got this study from Updog.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 week ago
[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 week ago (2 children)

How is no one reacting that a fish would suffocate in this. I don't care about the fish's diet beans are not a breathable medium. THE FUCK LEMMY.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 week ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 week ago

No sarcasm BBQ Sauce does not contain adequate O2 for fish to live.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 week ago (1 children)

The fish won't fuck you bro.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 week ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 week ago

I hope not but if so here is an oxygen mask. Don't breath beans no matter how good they taste.