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Everett True Comics

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A place to appreciate the twentieth century comic character Everett True of "The Outbursts of Everett True." Feel free to check out the sticky.

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[–] [email protected] 42 points 1 week ago (1 children)

I'm with True on this one. Etiquette rules like this were only created so those who know can look down on people who don't.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 week ago

Plus, everyone knows the best way to get peas is with a knife!

[–] [email protected] 40 points 1 week ago (1 children)

This feels like a rare Mrs True L. Look how sad our boy is.

Let the man use whatever utensil he wants. As long as he isn't slurping his soup, who cares how he uses a spoon?

[–] [email protected] 19 points 1 week ago (1 children)

@Bougie_Birdie @clark Everett's pretty damn petty sometimes, this is his karma coming back to bite him.

[–] [email protected] 14 points 1 week ago

No doubt, I just find I'm usually on Mrs True's side when she trounces him.

[–] [email protected] 17 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (1 children)

I eat my peas with honey

I've done it all my life

It makes my peas taste funny

but it keeps them on my knife.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

I eat my knives with honey
I've done it for a while
It makes them taste less funny
But they still stab and slice all the way down my throat help I am addicted

[–] [email protected] 14 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

Everett's home life explains a lot about his demeanour in public...

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 week ago

My household frequently made fun of me for using a spoon to eat rice instead of a fork. We make rice such that the grains don't group together and eating it with a fork is the least intelligent choice possible. Btw the bullying was about "kids eat with spoons".