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God: Sorry, no can do. I gotta fuck up these 6 year olds first and give them bone cancer!
Ok how about just Trump?
God: Sorry, no can do. I gotta fuck up this mother of 4 and give her an aneurysm first.
How about water? Do you think you could give water to all those who need it? All you gotta do is put it up in the air as clouds and then just rain it over those places that are too dry.
Irrefutable truth that god == devil == null .