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[–] [email protected] 47 points 1 month ago (3 children)

I'm actually kind of amazed that the failure mode for "toaster used sideways" is that it just catches fire. That's one hell of a design flaw.

[–] [email protected] 47 points 1 month ago (4 children)

Is it a design flaw if someone uses the toaster in a way it's clearly not intended for, and food touches the hot elements and catches fire?

[–] [email protected] 28 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Id say the design flaw is allowing it to function in that position at all. Put a gravity switch in there like space heaters have, so that it it tilts more than a few degrees it shuts off

[–] [email protected] 14 points 1 month ago (1 children)

How the hell am I supposed to make my quasedilla on the ISS then?!

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 month ago

Duh, space walk with it and point it at the sun. That's just common sense.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 month ago

Tired of burning your house down when you want to use your toaster toske something not toast? Introducing the toaster oven. For when you want to toast something besides bread.

[–] [email protected] 0 points 1 month ago

Maxim number 50, if it only works in exactly the way the manufacturer intended, it is defective.

[–] [email protected] 16 points 1 month ago (1 children)

If you didn't expect a machine that has very hot elements very close to your food to make such food burn if used wrongly, that's on you.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I agree, but I feel like having the toaster itself catch fire could have been mitigated somehow.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Then you get to play the “asbestos flakes or salt?” game. Fun for the whole family!

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 month ago (1 children)

That said, eating asbestos flakes isn't the most dangerous thing. Plastic partially burning close to your food, but too slowly for you to notice seems way worse... And there are many fire retardants that are safer to handle in a factory but that will give you a really bad time if you eat them.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (1 children)

Fire "removedants?" You mean fire removedants? How about artardents? I suppose one could argue that the automatic censorship of your word is a form of dysfunctional regulation.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 month ago

Does ML censors parts of words now?

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 month ago

There's all sorts of inappropriate ways to use a toaster where the failure mode is fire. Making toast in bed, under the covers? Catch fire. In a puddle of gasoline? Catch fire. Seriously, WTC toasters?