Microblog Memes

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A place to share screenshots of Microblog posts, whether from Mastodon, tumblr, ~~Twitter~~ X, KBin, Threads or elsewhere.

Created as an evolution of White People Twitter and other tweet-capture subreddits.

Rules:

Please put at least one word relevant to the post in the post title.
Be nice.
No advertising, brand promotion or guerilla marketing.
Posters are encouraged to link to the toot or tweet etc in the description of posts.

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[–] [email protected] 48 points 3 months ago (11 children)

I’m not a fan of how casually you used the phrase “controlled bleed”

[–] [email protected] 26 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago) (4 children)

You know that whole "erection lasting longer than four hours" bit?

Yeah thats how they fix it.

[–] [email protected] 13 points 3 months ago (2 children)

Well consider me afraid and unaroused

[–] [email protected] 13 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Excellent, then we don't need the controlled bleed.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 3 months ago

Great, now they’re unafraid and aroused. Time for that controlled bleed.