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If you could guarantee that one action you undertake would be successful, what would it be? (lemmy.world)

submitted 5 months ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]

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We're talking actions limited to something one human could achieve - so not wishes, but could be something amazing or rare like "become president"

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[–] [email protected] 8 points 5 months ago (3 children)

Congratulations! You win one million, but only 400k after tax. Your relatives and friends won't stop sounding you now.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 5 months ago

You can set up a trust and have a lawyer accept it to keep you anonymous, even in public winner states. Obviously you buy the ticket when it’s at 1 billion+. Now you invest it after taxes and live off 20 mill+ yearly yield.

You start a hands off small business to launder your own legal money. This is how you explain to your family that you were able to build a small modest home at least an hour away - just far enough to be inconvenient but not impossible for family to visit. Your real home is a custom built stone castle just over the hill in your back yard. You build a tunnel connecting them in case family drops in unannounced.

Or just do the first part and fake your own death. Depends on your relationship with family and friends.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 5 months ago

Yeah that works for me. You can DM me for payment information

[–] [email protected] 4 points 5 months ago

Sometimes it's 30 mio around here, and a lottery win goes tax free.