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[–] [email protected] 34 points 8 months ago (1 children)

Being an expert in any arena is fucking annoying when you have to deal with idiots.

[–] [email protected] 28 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago) (1 children)

Oh yeah, I am an expert in my arena as well (been a Secutor for almost 15yrs) and I have to constantly deal with these idiots.

"Oh, I'm a Murmillo, look at me!" Bitch you can't even see out that damn helmet.

"Hurr Durr, I'm a super cool Dimachaerus." Most people can't properly fight with a sword and you're gonna use two?

So I completely get you.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 8 months ago

Gladiatorial vindt is easy, you just use Russell Crowe