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I also record audio books for my girlfriend. It's feels nice to do for her. She isn't blind though
You need to take it to the next level and record movies with you as all Characters.
Oh fuck you're so right. She'd be genuinely love that lmao. Need to get better at voice acting though
Well she's a shark so I doubt she'll notice.
This is true, hard to tell good voice acting from bad voice acting when you're under water
And high
It's hard trying to pay attention to your boyfriend's voice acting when you're under water, high, and a shark
"Maaaan, sometime I feel like, maybe fish can be both friends and food, you know". [Followed by eating all the fish.]
Look man, if the fish weren't meant to be eaten they wouldn't be so tasty. You ever think about that? Sure bill was a great friend but I'm not gonna pass up a tuna steak you feel me?
Jack Black? Mos Def? Is it you guys over there?
Take it even further and intentionally make your girlfriend blind.
Is she a shark ?