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Network protocols for dummies (sopuli.xyz)

submitted 9 months ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]

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[–] [email protected] 55 points 9 months ago (4 children)

I mean I've been trying to formally request that ISO change the C API for send() to yeet() for sockets where connection reliability is not required at the network interface level.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 9 months ago

Well, thank you, now I'm creating that exact macro in every company repo where send/sendto is used.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 9 months ago

that's fucking brilliant lol

[–] [email protected] 6 points 9 months ago

Welp, time for a new language!

[–] [email protected] 5 points 9 months ago

That would be awesome! xD