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Defenders of oatmeal (startrek.website)
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[–] [email protected] 22 points 9 months ago (2 children)

Dude, you enjoy plain oat meal. I ain't getting in a fight with someone like that. That's like picking a fight with Popeye because he eats plain spinach.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 9 months ago (1 children)

Plain canned spinach. I could do plain spinach all day, but the idea of canned spinach is horrendous.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 9 months ago

I feel like the super saiyan version of Popeye is just a dude who eats https://shop.foodland.com/sm/pickup/rsid/1/product/sweet-sue-canned-whole-chicken-50-oz-id-041358511237 whole straight from the can