this post was submitted on 17 Oct 2023
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[–] [email protected] 13 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago) (2 children)

United States

*offer not valid in Hawaii and Alaska.

[–] [email protected] 21 points 11 months ago (1 children)

No no I want to see Hawaii landlocked now.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 11 months ago (1 children)

California gets stretched to surround both of them.

"What, you went to Hawaii for vacation? That flyover state?"

[–] [email protected] 2 points 11 months ago

In 63 million years, the Pacific tectonic plate movement should take care of that. Roughly the same speed as fingernails growth.

[–] [email protected] 0 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Poor Puerto Rico, always forgotten.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 11 months ago

Not a state yet.