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[โ€“] [email protected] 9 points 6 days ago (7 children)

If every human held hands around the equator, it would make a very long line.

[โ€“] [email protected] 7 points 6 days ago* (last edited 5 days ago) (5 children)

If 8 billion people hold hands and every person would take up 1.3m, the line would go around the equator 250 times. About 6 billion would drown.

[โ€“] [email protected] 5 points 6 days ago (4 children)
[โ€“] [email protected] 2 points 6 days ago (1 children)

Only if all the billionaires and 1% top polluters are the ones who die

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