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[–] [email protected] 16 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Back in the 2000s I used to have an app on my PC where I could enter my salary or hourly wage, hit a button when I went for a poop, hit it again when I got back and it would tell me how much I'd earned on the can.

Wonder if there's anything like that for phones these days?

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 week ago (1 children)

If you want to set up a spreadsheet, the formulas are pretty simple:

Salary / 52 = weekly pay (approx, there's a few extra days in the year but my bi-weekly pay is salary / 26, which actually works out to a slightly higher pay than if they did it by extact days)

Weekly pay / 40 = hourly equivalent (or 37.5 if you want to assume unpaid lunches, which effectively increases your hourly rate)

Hourly equivalent / 60 = minute equivalent

Time in minutes pooping * hourly equivalent = money earned pooping

For hourly pay, just drop that in to the hourly equivalent variable above.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Nice! I'm learning Python right now so I'm going to take this and make a script out of it.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Yeah, that script should only take a few days, most of which spent on creating an ascii pooping animation while it's waiting for you to return.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 week ago

Yeah, minus the animation it took me a couple hours. Well worth the time spent!