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Microblog Memes

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A place to share screenshots of Microblog posts, whether from Mastodon, tumblr, ~~Twitter~~ X, KBin, Threads or elsewhere.

Created as an evolution of White People Twitter and other tweet-capture subreddits.

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[–] [email protected] 149 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago) (21 children)

"What is up, dog?"

Side note: the opposite of cat isn't actually dog. The opposite of cat is goldfish. A goldfish loves water, is not fluffy, doesn't exterminate every bird for sport, will never knock your favorite coffee mug off your desk, not bipolar, and I'm not allergic to them.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

How do you know you’re not allergic? Have you ever rubbed one over your most delicate parts?

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 weeks ago

Not to your knowledge

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