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Trump Calls Out Arlington National Cemetery For Hazard-Filled Fairways (theonion.com)
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[โ€“] [email protected] 12 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

I believe he buried her there to get a reduction on the property taxes because the golf course is now technically a cemetery

[โ€“] [email protected] 8 points 2 weeks ago

Also where he stashed a bunch more classified documents.

Allegedly