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Study: Crows Intelligent Enough To Steal Trinkets, But Foolish Enough To Think Material Goods Will Solve Problems (theonion.com)
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[–] [email protected] 32 points 2 weeks ago (4 children)

Are crows a political party?

[–] [email protected] 11 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

nah they're too smart to appeal to the average voter

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

FPTP strikes again, smh

[–] [email protected] 8 points 2 weeks ago

Nah, you are thinking of owls.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 weeks ago

I'd vote for 'em

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 weeks ago

They are a murder.