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Slippery Slope: Funk Singer Asking You to Give It to Him One Time Probably Going to Ask You to Give It to Him Two Times (thehardtimes.net)

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Donald Trump Promises To Bring Fruitopia Vending Machines Back to Public Schools if Elected in Latest Unhinged Rant (thehardtimes.net)

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Sources Allege Tim Walz’s ‘Aw, Shucks’ Persona Merely Facade Concealing True ‘Gee Whiz’ Tendencies (theonion.com)

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Cat Scientists Theorize About Third Type Of Food That Neither Wet Nor Dry (theonion.com)

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'Boneless' pizza can have bones, US court rules (lemmy.ca)

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Lucky Astronauts Still Stranded in Space During Election Year (thehardtimes.net)

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Francis Scott Key Estate Sends Cease-And-Desist To Trump For Playing ‘Star-Spangled Banner’ At Rally (theonion.com)

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Dozens Of Pregnant Women Caught In Hanging Snare Nets Above Texas Hospital Entrance (theonion.com)

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Trump Calls Out Arlington National Cemetery For Hazard-Filled Fairways (theonion.com)

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Study: Crows Intelligent Enough To Steal Trinkets, But Foolish Enough To Think Material Goods Will Solve Problems (theonion.com)

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Husband Asks If Ectopic Pregnancy Good Thing (theonion.com)

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Woman Wastes Free Monthly Cincinnati.com Article On Story About High School Golf Team (theonion.com)

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Stop & Shop Discontinuing Cigarette Sales Due to Decline in Cool Teenagers (thehardtimes.net)

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AI Pilot Leaves Air Force for Southwest Airlines (www.duffelblog.com)

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Disney lawyers sneak ‘unmanned aerial drone strike for anyone sharing login details’ clause into Disney+ T&Cs (newsthump.com)

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Local Prankster Hacks Kroger's Price-Gouging AI, Triggers City-Wide Discount Bonanza (isglitch.com)

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There’s Always A Catch: This Walkable City With A Robust Public Transport Network Is Boston (clickhole.com)

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You Couldn’t Make ‘Deadpool & Wolverine’ in Today’s Woke Culture (thehardtimes.net)

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Grandpa Racist Toward Country That No Longer Exists (theonion.com)

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US Condemned Over Airdrop of Omelette MREs to Gaza (www.duffelblog.com)

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Trump Hoping To Disrupt DNC News Cycle By Eating Live Rat On Television (theonion.com)

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Nation Wary Of Suddenly Usable Website - The Onion (theonion.com)

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Petition to remove Keir Starmer from office helpfully providing a long list of the nation’s dumbest imbeciles (newsthump.com)

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Incredible: Meteorologists Have Tempted Tropical Storm Debby Back Into The Sea With Pepperonis (clickhole.com)

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Conservative Who Has Been Complaining About Grocery Prices Says Harris’ Price-Gouging Ban is Communism (thehardtimes.net)

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