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[–] [email protected] 12 points 6 days ago (1 children)

My guns are not a dick extender.

I need them because I live around psychotic hairless apes who will fabricate any reason on a whim to burn me at the stake because I like dick, psychedelics and employee owned and operated businesses.

Yall call this civilization? I call this the (concrete) jungle with extra steps.

[–] [email protected] 14 points 6 days ago* (last edited 6 days ago)

I don't think he knows about second gun, Pip

[–] [email protected] 6 points 6 days ago

Has this guy never watched a movie? You always say "and the other one".

[–] [email protected] 6 points 6 days ago (2 children)
[–] [email protected] 1 points 6 days ago

Pfft, amateur, he should have had the $50k Power Up Scene Sequence Time Freezerer 5000

[–] [email protected] 1 points 6 days ago

I am so glad he did not pull the trigger. What an ending to that video.

[–] [email protected] 36 points 1 week ago (2 children)

That's the problem with the republican solution of safety achieved through everyone having a gun. It's just too weak of a solution. Everyone needs to carry at least two guns!

[–] [email protected] 4 points 6 days ago (2 children)

And those guns end up whispering to the sickest among us about how fun they’d be if they took them to a school.

I can’t believe this is still happening.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 5 days ago

among us

GET OUT OF MY HEAD GET OUT OF MY HEAD GET OUT OF MY HEAD GET OUT OF MY HEAD

[–] [email protected] 1 points 6 days ago (1 children)

I can't believe this is still happening

You new here? I kinda like that you still have enough optimism to feel a sense of shock. I'm pretty jaded - this country's love affair with guns runs so deep, I can't even imagine meaningful change. Even the democratic presidential candidate and her running mate are gun slingers despite being pro regulation. Some small changes would be welcome, don't get me wrong, but I don't see us getting anywhere near what more civilized countries have achieved within the next few decades at least.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 6 days ago

And the body count just keeps rising…

[–] [email protected] 4 points 6 days ago (2 children)

what if the second gun also gets stolen, should we also carry a knife to protect against double gun theives?

[–] [email protected] 10 points 6 days ago

What are you, a liberal or something? That's what the third gun is for.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 6 days ago (1 children)

Don't be silly. If one should get double tapped, you have a progressively smaller gun. For emergencies

[–] [email protected] 5 points 6 days ago

Let's take inspiration from the glory days of piracy and Boondock Saints. Strap guns across every square inch of your body you can, and then line the trenchcoat.