What?? Special occasion.
Programmer Humor
Post funny things about programming here! (Or just rant about your favourite programming language.)
Rules:
- Posts must be relevant to programming, programmers, or computer science.
- No NSFW content.
- Jokes must be in good taste. No hate speech, bigotry, etc.
Please do. I took stole it >:D
I leave on time, how is that an insult? I'd be much more insulted if someone asked me to work for them for free. That's what unpaid overtime is.
It's a compliment. You're skilled and valuable enough that the company won't dare to give you any bullshit for leaving on time.
I think they meant the "finance guy" insulted the whole "race" of "developers", but otherwise they agree.
You sure it isn't the finance and management guys leaving at 4pm and earlier while developers are expected to work past hours and even at home?
What? No! I leave at 6pm. (But start at 2)
"Sorry we don't live our lives for the opportunity to destroy ourselves for senpai company owner like you."
My supervisor doesn't know how to maintain what I build, despite me attempting to show her. At this point, we openly pity each other, her because I have no desire to do more than what my job entails, take the paycheck, and leave to go live my life, and I because she proudly has no life to go home to because she spends 12 hours a day plus here acting like Jesus on the cross for the greedy, indifferent owner.
Not everyone has a coke budget 😞