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[–] [email protected] 2 points 6 days ago

What?? Special occasion.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 6 days ago

Please do. I took stole it >:D

[–] [email protected] 211 points 1 week ago (5 children)

I leave on time, how is that an insult? I'd be much more insulted if someone asked me to work for them for free. That's what unpaid overtime is.

[–] [email protected] 73 points 1 week ago

It's a compliment. You're skilled and valuable enough that the company won't dare to give you any bullshit for leaving on time.

[–] [email protected] 14 points 1 week ago

I think they meant the "finance guy" insulted the whole "race" of "developers", but otherwise they agree.

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[–] [email protected] 38 points 1 week ago (1 children)

You sure it isn't the finance and management guys leaving at 4pm and earlier while developers are expected to work past hours and even at home?

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[–] [email protected] 30 points 1 week ago

What? No! I leave at 6pm. (But start at 2)

[–] [email protected] 21 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

"Sorry we don't live our lives for the opportunity to destroy ourselves for senpai company owner like you."

My supervisor doesn't know how to maintain what I build, despite me attempting to show her. At this point, we openly pity each other, her because I have no desire to do more than what my job entails, take the paycheck, and leave to go live my life, and I because she proudly has no life to go home to because she spends 12 hours a day plus here acting like Jesus on the cross for the greedy, indifferent owner.

[–] [email protected] 20 points 1 week ago

Not everyone has a coke budget 😞

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