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This is a place to share greentexts and witness the confounding life of Anon. If you're new to the Greentext community, think of it as a sort of zoo with Anon as the main attraction.

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Anon entertains himself while his parents are gone (sh.itjust.works)

submitted 3 months ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]

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[–] [email protected] 61 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago) (20 children)

OK, this one got me pretty good. But does anyone else come out with some weird shit when they're on their own? I do more and more as time goes on.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago) (3 children)

Grown man. Walk around house naked. Do the occasional johnson windmill

[–] [email protected] 1 points 3 months ago

They said "weird shit" you do broseph.

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