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[–] [email protected] 18 points 8 months ago (5 children)

DRM Battery, you can only refill it the X amount of times that is paid for. Don't worry you can have it serviced for an exorborant fee, that will become another subscription.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 8 months ago (3 children)

Now I pray that nobody of the executives see your comment.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 8 months ago

something like that would 100% be yeeted from Europe in a split second

[–] [email protected] 3 points 8 months ago (1 children)

If a random person on Lemmy thought of it, odds are an executive has as well.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 8 months ago

executive

thought

Pick one

[–] [email protected] 1 points 8 months ago

Apple already does it.

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