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i like my arrays starting from 0 thank you
I like my arrays iterable, that’s all I need to know. No matter if the index is 0, 1, 'foo', or a serialized array (oh wait, no, that’s PHP).
That's not an array, that's a string.
Someone is converting an array to a string and is using that as key.
A lot of languages could do it, and none of them should.
You must be fun at parties.
At LAN parties 😎😎
Every LAN party has at least one public FTP available that is called "my ass" and at least one person yells "Put that in my ass!".