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Friend, imma go ahead and say don't stick your dick in that
Naming your spoon or fork "dick" is a funny move and could make for some interesting sentences.
After ferociously licking the tasty juices from my dick I layed it down in the sink to wash it later.
However, "I used the slotted dick to stir the pasta" leads to many questions.
That's why it's provocative, no one knows what it means.
Fool, you gotta let that shit SOAK. Lol, well played, friend.
Has anybody seen my dick? Aha, there it is, in your mouth!
Imma go ahead and say don't stick your dick in any soup. Except maybe gazpacho.
You cannot rush things with an onion soup! It's best enjoyed with lengthy foreplay, such as gentle blow, or delicately teasing the crust.